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09-26-2008 02:55 PM
dejay

Mr Midge,

My mother did speak of your fumbling attempts at sexual congress with much humour. Her idea at the time, I believe, was an experiment to be performed in much the same spirit as the life-swapping experiment performed on Eddie Murphy's character in the movie "Trading Places". She believed that taking the most tragically inept sexual partner imaginable and putting him in the correct situation would, in essence, make a man out of him.

Sadly, in this instance at least, fact did not equal fiction.
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09-10-2008 06:13 PM
Bludd

Yeah, that was a bummer. I wish I could have a hardon collider in my own home.
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07-18-2008 01:37 AM
MrEricSir

Howdy, Mr. Midge!
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02-18-2008 04:15 AM
Bludd

Well, you see, it's all about soul.
You may be right, though, but I have a New York state of mind and during all my life I've been a big shot, but all this pressure of honesty is really hard on me so I go to extremes to tell you that, hey girl, I like you just the way you are.
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01-27-2008 02:41 AM
Steve

Hello Midgie boy!
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