Pigs and Brains

[Hapansilli]

I made a 9 level episode for duke nukem 3d.
If you spot eny bugs or flaws in the following levels, please send me messages or something so i can fix it.

The nine following levels are pretty hard so if you are not comfortable with your skills i suggest you to **** off or begin practicing with them.

http://burnhost.net/download.php?fil...dbrains(3).rar

edit0:
Please feel FREE to give the following
maps to anyone or anywhere you like.
They are free for modifications and stuff like that,
just have as much fun with them as you possibly can.

edit1:
By the way, if the maps don't work try to live with it,
or get your self some program to get them to work.
Normally the episode will replace episode 1, so be ware.
If you want to play the fist episode again, you can just
take a copy of the game.
AND for all good sakes the messages appearing on the upper
screen are in Finnish! Yes! Finnish! So you wont propably
understand a ******* shit about the messages!

edit2:
I modified the first map and gave it English user.con.

[blizzart]

I´m sorry to tell you that, but these maps are absolutly ugly.
They remind me of those shitty maps formm 1996 which you could find on those Maps-CDs.
It´s a waste of time to play them.

[Hapansilli]

Thank you for your comments, although i never said the maps woud mach the original duke nukem maps.
And still, i think you shoud check the other maps from the episode.
They arent all as horrible as the first map (i personaly like map 7)

[The Commander]

And I really think you shouldnt include a NON english USER.CON
Or at least include an english one.

[Hapansilli]

Ill remake some of the first level and replace the user.con,
maby you will be satisfied.

[The Commander]

I might be if you include switches on the other side of the doors so that when pig cops spawn behind me when I walk through and I turn round and shoot them and hit the door switch with the bullets it closes it and you cant open it from the other side... All the maps seem to have this problem. And there are no door sounds, hardly any shading at all and lots of lack of textures or textures in bad places.

[Hapansilli]

It is most likely that some textures are incorrect and i know that there isnt buttons for both sides on the doors but! There isnt those buttonflaws at the later levels for what i know, only the first one and third. (for what i remember)

[The HJ]

Morjes, Hapansilli, toivottavasti ymmärrät mua tässä näin. Mä lataan tätä just nyt.

[Hellbound]

Wypierdalaj z tym swoim chujowym jezykiem, jebany frajerze

[Spiker]

Originally Posted by Hellbound

Wypierdalaj z tym swoim chujowym jezykiem, jebany frajerze

Yes, I agree Hellbound, these maps are absolutelly fantastic!!!

[Radar1013]

I thought this was an english forum.

[Spiker]

Originally Posted by Radar1013

I thought this was an english forum.

So you were wrong. It's american forum, and american means multicultural

[Hellbound]

Originally Posted by Spiker

Yes, I agree Hellbound, these maps are absolutelly fantastic!!!

LOL!!!!!! ROTFL!

[Dimebog]

Originally Posted by Hellbound

Wypierdalaj z tym swoim chujowym jezykiem, jebany frajerze

I can understand that sentence in it's entirety. Yes, even the rude word.

On topic:

I'd like to try this mod, but I really don't feel like making copies and juggling with folders etc, so if you could include that English CON file and perhaps some nicer means of installation?

[Spiker]

The rude word? what are you talkig about? there is no rude word in this sentence. There are 4 rude words

[Dimebog]

One is explicitly rude!

[Radar1013]

*SNIF* Can someone tell me this rude word? *SNIF*

[The Commander]

...
Очень плохие построенные карты...

[Hapansilli]

(Ei taida tyhmät jenkit ymmärtää suomalaisen laadun päälle.)

I think that the installation is easy enough (just unrar it to the duke folder), and it has the English user.con with it.

Should unicountryforum at its best.

[Hellbound]

Originally Posted by Dimebog

One is explicitly rude!

ONE? There's even four!!!

Sorry for OT, but as far as I read here - there's nothing special on the topic

Originally Posted by Radar1013

*SNIF* Can someone tell me this rude word? *SNIF*

It was: ****, ****, **** and **** There's no so much rude words in english language to translate our Polish beautyful rude words

[Hapansilli]

Did anyone beat the episode?

[The HJ]

Minä (jenkit on muuten oikeesti niin olevinaan )!

[Commando Nukem]

Originally Posted by The HJ

Minä (jenkit on muuten oikeesti niin olevinaan )!

Translation, please?

[Hapansilli]

Jenkit on jenkkejä, mitäs nuo kurjat sille mahtaa ettei ne muinoin pärjänny euroopassa ja piti lähteä uuteen maailmaan.

[Antikorper]

Na muss man hier nur sein muttersprache benutzen...

oder

voikos tääl vaik sönköttää suomea jos siltä tuntuu vai pitääkö heittää latinaa sekaan? vai mikä täs on niinku idea?

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yea... sorry... just had to put some useless text in different languages there. this was really a useless post... sorry

[XTHX2]

Uh, English please, thanks

[Sang]

ALLOW ME TO BE ON TOPIC DON'T MIND ME

Maps aren't that great but 2 of them caught my attention: ghost2a and paradise. These ones definitely have some potential (especially Paradise)

[Mikko Sandt]

The maps are bad. These are the kind of maps you can do in five minutes.

Originally Posted by The HJ

Minä (jenkit on muuten oikeesti niin olevinaan )!

Suomalaiset sitten eivät?

[The HJ]

Niinpä, Sandt.

Ja Mikko on ihan kyllä oikeassa... tämän tyylisiä kenttiä on tehty suunnilleen vuonna 1996 ja ne tuntuu jotkut ihan onnettomilta... ihan OK, Hapansilli.

Translation for English:

And actually Mikko is just right... this stylish maps we´ve seen in 1996
and some of them feel just like kinda bad... just OK episode, Hapansilli.

(Käännetäänkö vielä latinaks? )

(Translation for latina yet? )

[Hapansilli]

Onhan se jos koittaa pärjätä mun kentillä tässä julmassa maailmassa, no ei sentääs.
Omaksi iloksi ja muitten harmiksihan niitä tehdään, sehän on kenttäeditorien idea. Eikö?

To those who doesn't understand Finnish, just dont mind about it, theres
nothing special in those messages. Same shit different toilet, id say.

[Roma Loom]

Я пожалуй тоже тут насру если никто не возражает...

[XTHX2]

This thread is probably next to worthless right now... it's far from what it was supposed to be...

[Spiker]

Do kurwy nędzy, co tu się do jasnego chuja dzieje. Pierdolcie się zjeby!